BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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