I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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