Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
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