That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i think my mom watched the whole time
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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