Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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