He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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