this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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