I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
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