I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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