I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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