I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
