he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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