How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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