Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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