Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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