Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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