Are we in a gay sports bar?
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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