She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
he laminated a picture of his dick.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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