Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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