i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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