He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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