I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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