she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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