Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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