Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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