god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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