I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
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