some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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