Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Slut skills are useful in every country.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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