I wannas sexs uuuuu
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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