Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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