its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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