I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Randomize
