Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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