I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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