I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
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