do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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