He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
