She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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