I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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