I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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