I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I need moral support for this bender
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
