hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
