Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
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