While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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