if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
