What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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