Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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