Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Then you guys just all showered together...?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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