I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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