I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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