Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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