It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I want to fling myself into the sun
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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